The Laughing Corner

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1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
5. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
6. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
7. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
8. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
10. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
11. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
12. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
13. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
14. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
15. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
16. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
17. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
18. Why don’t oysters give to charity? They’re shellfish!
19. Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies!
20. Why don’t ghosts go to the beach? They’re afraid of sand-ghouls!
21. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
22. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
23. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
24. What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
25. What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
26. What’s yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
27. What’s black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
28. What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.
29. What’s white and can’t climb trees? A fridge.
30. What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.
31. What’s brown, has four legs, and is always ready to run away from danger? A dining table.
32. 31-50: 31- Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Because he wanted cold hard cash!
33. 32- How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it!
34. 33- How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles!
35. 34- How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
36. 35- How do you organize an outer space party? You planet!
37. 36- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
38. 37- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
39. 38- How does a train eat? It goes chew chew!
40. 39- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
41. 40- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up in a tree and act like a nut!
42. How many ears does Mr Spock have? Three: The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
43. 43- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
44. 44- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
45. 45- I’m reading a book about teleportation. It’s bound to take me somewhere.
46. 46- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s uplifting.
47. 47- I’m reading a book about teleportation. It has its ups and downs.
48. 48- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s over my head.
49. 49- I’m reading a book about teleportation. It disappeared without trace.
50. 50- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s not holding my attention.
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